I'm coming up with a list of conversation starters in case I'm ever cruising down the marathon course at Kona alongside Mirinda Carfrae:
1) What gear do you ride in? I like 22.
2) Don't you hate it when you un-clip on the wrong side?
3) Manchester United or Liverpool?
4) I never thought I'd wear a mankini but I think I'm rockin' it, amirite?
5) Ever read "Born to Run"? You should probably work on that heel strike, sistah.
6) If we cross the finish line together, can I hold your hand?
Anyone have any better ideas?