Well, I've done it. I just registered for my first ever triathlon. It's the Atomic Sprint Triathlon in Lenoir City, TN on September 29. I'm a little sick to my stomach but I'm thrilled to have an event I'm aiming for. If you'd like to join me you get a 10% discount on the entry fee by typing 'Race 4 Free' as the coupon code when you register.
Naturally, I didn't look at those profiles before I chose it but I'll survive. I'm not trying to win the damned thing so I should be okay. I entered as a Clydesdale (yay for fat people!) Wish me luck!